I’m trying to cut back on swearing.  To do this anytime that I would normally drop and f-bomb I’m going to use pumpkin cream.

I’m totally lying.  I don’t care about swearing or not.  But I am curious to see if I can put the same connotation of anger/resignation/despair/surprise/excitement into pumpkin cream as I can into fuck.  Go ahead and try it.  Say it out loud with the same feeling you would if you had just stepped into some dog shit: “Pumpkin cream.”

For those that are curious, I did not just step in dog shit.  I actually was getting ready to go to bed at a reasonable hour only to realize that in my single minded “I will dominate all other civilizations MUAHAHAH!” ness that I forgot that I had my sheets in the washer.  Note to self: buy more sheets.  Second note to self: don’t play Civilization within 4 hours of having to go to bed.

I had the weirdest dream last night, which happens when I smoke before going to bed.

In this dream I was rich.  At least based upon the house that I was living in and the neighborhood that I was in.  This isn’t the strange part.

In this dream I was rollerblading down the street to go visit a friend who lived in the area.  I went over there and was bullshitting with his wife waiting for him to get home when a bunch of people started coming over for a party.

I wasn’t invited to this party.  However; no one seemed to care and we all drank and danced arm in arm for a bit.  I did leave shortly after though because it was a party that they had and I wasn’t really invited so I didn’t feel very comfortable with staying too long.

I was then back at my house looking something up on the computer for a friend of mine who was also there.  She was drunk as well and we were making out and I was telling her about this dream that I had the night before (my dream self had it, not my awake self) were she and this other girl were drunk and making out.

After that I woke up.  How often do you dream about having a dream?

I’m so happy!  It was sunny and 71 degrees out and the Slip is now open every day of the week instead of just the last half and there was sun and beer and quesadillas with bacon in them and good people and conversations and YAY FOR SUMMER TIME!

I just noticed that the most used keys on my keyboard are S, D, and L. Of course when I mention this to my co-workers the first thing that I get is “LSD what?” The sad part about that is I actually haven’t tried LSD. But I can’t imagine what else would have caused that much wear and tear on those 3 keys.

I found out today that I don’t even get to be a 3rd wheel but I get to be the spare wheel for when someone needs a +1.

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I’m not sure how I feel about that.

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I just got done with my friend’s birthday party.  I should be going to bed.  Am I going to?  No.  I’m going to keep reading Caragh and Molls.  Who needs sleep when you have hours and hours of entertainment right at your fingertips?

I’m at my Romanian friends 25th birthday and the late comers…wow. I think I need more to drink. I lover to death but (no judgement here) there are some skanks here. And as Molls posted (and if I wasn’t on my iPhone and wasn’t drunk I would totally link her, maybe later) alligators gonna alligate and skanks gonna die.

I had a cheeseburger flavored Dorito for the first time today.  As soon as I put it in my mouth my brain said “GET IT OUT!”  There is something horribly wrong with these.  I know some people that love them.  I don’t.  I can’t.  My brain won’t let me.  I’ve never had a mental allergy to food before.  It’s not something that I every want to have happen again. 

I have eaten food that I didn’t like before.  I’ve had things that tasted really bad, that made me want to throw up.  Food that gives you something close to a panic attack (I’ve never had a panic attack so I wouldn’t know what it is like hence the close) is new.  It’s something that if I never experience again I will be very happy.

Thankfully I’m going to a birthday party tonight that I know will have a lot of alcohol at it and I can do what I can to make sure I don’t remember this event.  Unfortunately I think that it’s going to be too late. :(